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I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you. Keep in mind, though, that if you come at women too hard with a pick-up line, you can easily give off the creeper vibe, so tread wisely. I just saw George Michael in the men's room. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. Just go up and introduce yourself. Because I feel so attracted to you.


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