Meaning, you have to have it on backup, waiting for just the right moment. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. You might not be the best-looking guy here, but beauty is only a light switch away. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. Granted, they still are pick-up lines, but even some of them can.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. Dude, I'm an American Express lover. Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow. I've never seen such a big bulge in a man's pants. It needs to be sold correctly, though.
Because I just got lost in your eyes. These phrases could go either way. We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Sometimes the best pick-up lines are the classic ones. Puppy dogs, Nicholas Sparks movies, and giggly babies often trigger that nurturing and caring aspect, so why not feed into that by giving her a cute pick-up line? If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. Believe it or not, there are some pick-up lines that are downright romantic. Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? Lick finger and wipe on his shirt. I remember being in a bar with a friend one time watching the two hottest women in there get hit on all night long, while they shot each guy. I thought I saw you checking out my package. I just wanted to tell you that you take my breath away.
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom? Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled? I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. Because you look like Tinkie Winkie. Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? Wait a minute, yes I have — mine. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Make sure you give her your doe eyes, tilt your head, put your hands over your heart, and look forlorn. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anywhere you want to. Either the object of your affection will appreciate your humorous and brave efforts, or you'll end up with a drink on your shirt. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. Some of them are new, and just as offensive. We do make exceptions for extremely offensive jokes. Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you. Keep in mind, though, that if you come at women too hard with a pick-up line, you can easily give off the creeper vibe, so tread wisely. I just saw George Michael in the men's room. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. Just go up and introduce yourself. Because I feel so attracted to you.
Can you take me home with you? Viola, the best cheesy pick-up lines: 4. I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom? Looking for something a little more laid back? Then you meet her eyes and say the pick-up line. Thanks for your lovely comments and feedback! You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night. Lick finger and wipe on his shirt. Men may think these are funny, but I guarantee they will blow up in your face. Others of course are kind of cringe-worthy! Because you're making me hard.