Especially lots of fun when accomplished during the spring break season. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A delightful, tasty combination of her yummy meat curtains with your added cheesy topping is sure to appeal to anyone's appetite. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter. Hummer The well known added variation to a blowjob in which a broad hums her favorite tune while she sucks away. Applies to butt pirates as well.
Queefing happens when air gets trapped in a girls vagina, and makes a soft hissing, or farting kind of a sound while that air is released. He is a beast on the football field. Up your coolness quotient rather quotetient by adding these absolutely must-haves to the vocabulary. If I put a sock on the doorknob, don't come in: it means I'm going to ball my girlfriend. Cum Dumpster A quadriplegic whore.
Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. I just wish he thought of me more. Wake Up Call Waking up in the middle of the night with the hard on of your life.
This definition is questionable and is pending deletion. Now you never have to break into the morgue again. The Snuff Lovingly fuck the shit out of your virgin or ragging girlfriend and wipe your bloody member across her face. The vibrations felt against your dick will most definitely produce a healthy orgasm. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel.
Me and my husband tried having sex a couple of times since she was born, but the intercourse just hurts too much. You can give her a smack on the ass when you're done, if you want. In honor of our ever-changing English , here are the big pop culture words we think. Lion King While having sex, pull out just prior to climax and bust into your own hand. The Pirate's Treasure While fucking your girl in the ass, you strike a hefty load of shit. Brown Bagging It Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog.
The Corkscrew Cross your fingers, middle over index. Thus eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else, from someone else. Like some of the more bizarre , these ridiculous but very funny words are sure to make you laugh. The Lorena Bobbit Obviously, this one is for the ladies. Your excrement will then serve as lube. They were balling in the back room.
Be a real man and earn your red wings soldier! Last one to bust a nut gets the prize of eating the food. The Hunter Gatherer You and your partner defecate while 69ing. Just when she's about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. The college students drink beast into the night. Sandbag Under an assumed name in a tropical region, you meet a young hottie and engage in the well known cliche of sex on the beach. I know you've got some fat girlfriends to help you out.
Boomerang child — a child who moves out to start his or her own life, then returns home to live often as a result of the economy, but possibly due to irresponsibility of some kind More: 12. Where does this category appear in the slang thesaurus? Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motionsignaling that she has been there and done that. See if you can hang on for 8 seconds cowboy. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. New York Style Taco Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you barf on her box.
The cops showed up and we beat cheeks. Felching A gay activity which I do not condone at all. Buy a tub of popcorn, wait until the lights dim, and carefully make a hole in the bottom on the tub. Can be combined with the Kentucky Klondike Bar. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees.
Then, inconspicuously insert your penis through the bottom of the tub into the popcorn and casually offer some to your bitch. Then the man ejaculates en the feces which acts as the syrup. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion. He then has the woman suck both his dick and the frozen piss popsicle at the same time until she eventually winds up with a mouth full of piss slush and cum. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Twisted Sister Have your dominatrix girlfriend dress up in some hot black leather gimp wear and proceed to handcuff your hands behind your back and then force you to your knees.