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A: Halfway Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? He pulled a gun on me, robbed me, took all my money, my clothes, my car and then tied me up. John then asks how many had sex once or twice a month? A: He wiped his ass Q: What kind of sex do pizza delivery boys have? No matter the setting, these 50 hilarious, unsavory are never entirely appropriate. Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A police officer pulls her over for speeding, and asks to see some identification. What do you call an extra page in the porn magazine? The other watches your snatch. Q: What do you call it when you have oral sex, vaginal sex, and anal sex with your girl all in the same night? Your girlfriend makes it hard. Strength is hanging a wet towel over your penis. Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.

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They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them. The next day, the son bursts into his parents' room and sees them having sex. With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. You will be positively shocking h? Why did the snowman suddenly smile? A deaf man enters a pharmacy to buy condoms and tries to explain what he wants with sign language.


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The cashier quietly pulls out an old box, and removes a wooden penis from inside. A: It got marmalaid Q: What is the metric equivalent of 69? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it. A: Roll her around in flour and find the wet spot! Q: What does a guy and a car have in common? Melt them into a tire and call it a goodyear. Q: Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks? The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does during an orgasm. Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Q: Why are pubic Hairs so curly? Q: What do you call a retard in a tree with a brief case? What do you call a nanny with breast implants? Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour. This time a larger number of hands were raised.

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The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house. A man had some problems with his marriage and was talking to a psychiatrist. A: They dont wanna get a headache. A: They already fell for that trick once. Ann and David were lying in the forest and making love when Ann suddenly discovers that a little boy is watching.

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Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Q: What did the penis say to the condom? Sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel. A: Because he saw a plow truck. A: They both only change their pads after every third period! She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. A: He keeps getting nailed to the boards. But I know exactly what kind of wood that is.

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बकरीवाला : फिर अकबर ने पूछा था सब बकरी देगा? A: They both suck for four quarters. Q: What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time? A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves Q: Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?. They are the bright examples of how imagination can help us to create something really, really horrible things. Q: What do bread and autistic kids have in common? As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face.

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You have already seen a lot of sick gags, and you are still standing. A: Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture. Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky? He gives up and goes back to bed. What did the banana say to the vibrator? Q: Do you know what the square root of 69 is? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! But only 10 % enters the partner, which means that 360 liter floats away. Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her.

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This might lead to dangerous situations in traffic since they are all at their way home to their wives at that point. Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit just died? A: They named him Sum Ting Wong. A: Both end with a loud, annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean up. Q: What's 6 inches long and starts with a p? Boy: Sure i do, man was i scared, i was all alone. A: It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out. To celebrate, the woman decided she would cook a big dinner for her husband.

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After sex you only dress yourself. Yesterday, who sucks his dick? Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into he room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful mommy. A: Kick his sister in the jaw. This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. You mean your wife's friend too? What type of bird gives the best head? The bartender motions to a young woman. A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A great video with Dirty jokes Created by Smile. Just another reason to moan, really.

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Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex. Q: Why did the pornstar have to retire? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it. A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U. Q: What do a good employee and a lousy lover have in common? One voice says, follow your desire. A: Where you put the cucumber.


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